Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1.  @berniecosmos5167  As is the Saudi owned 'Independant'!
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  2.  @TheHappinessOfThePursuit  The most frightening words for anyone to hear!
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  3. What they meant was that the calf tasted fine!
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  4.  @FredScuttle456  Ah but Cleverly isn't Liebour so doesn't count!
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  5. Is the 'ceremonial haggis' Wee Jimmy by any chance?
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  6. That's why I won't let my cat out anymore and my neighbour's dog stays on his lead when I take him for a poo and a piddle! I don't want him running away when my trousers are around my ankles!
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  7. The only connection is the Crimean War and the Charge of the Light Brigade!
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  8. I believe he was parachuted in due to his former life as a greedy, money grabbing banker. Perhaps he still has connections with his former pals who are imbedded with the WEF?
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  9. Most of those advertising "life insurance" and "funeral plans" only use old white gammon like us! Isn't that racist or do people of different colours never die?
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  10.  @simongregory4156  The bar will be on the cell window as the previous occupant went on hunger strike a squeezed out the opening!
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  11. Does anyone know where I can get a large hand displaying the middle finger? Instead of a Christmas tree, I'd string my lights around it to say 'up yours' to the snowflakes!
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  12. No way! He's quite happily sitting inside Windsor Castle being attended to by all his flunkies and the protection of the armed forces!
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  13.  @antonking9652  I grew up in the 50s and remember Harold McMillan telling us that we've never had it so good. He was effin right!
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  14. Yes, it's called a 9mm parabellum!
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  15. You can get a nasty 'pinch' on the soft tissue between the thumb and forefinger if you don't hold it correctly when racking up the next round!
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  16. She's also one of the rainbow flag wavers😜
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  17.  @raypurchase801  Not to mention the 'Gentleman's Relish'!
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  18.  @Djzleite  They know where you are now so start looking for a new bolt hole!
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  19.  @deadpanbarry5442  Or doesn't know what a woman is!
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  20. He's funnier than you!
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  21. Trying to catch Boris's eye during PM's Questions!
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  22. Perhaps Mao Tse Dung would be acceptable due to his following Marx's doctrine and freeing all his people? Er. Wait a minute.....
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  23. Shhh! There'll be more toilet paper hoarding!
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  24.  @SaintsGoMad  Most degree holders need to only remember one phrase: "Do you want fries with that?"
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  25. Well you have Mr Potato Head to carry on insisting that every Kiwi gets the jab. All hail the new boss, same as the old boss except he hasn't got Shergar's teeth!
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  26. Too late pal, best end it all now!
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  27. Or Jimmy Savile!
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  28.  @themessenger5868  Kia Stammerer!
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  29.  @toiletrollholder  Jeez! Tice's gf? Is she registered as blind?
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  30. I thought NZ already had a taste of the BS with Jack Ahern in charge?
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  31. A national treasure that should be buried!
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  32.  @ashpollen65  Farage is one for starters!
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  33. She must be related to the Kardashians!
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  34.  @victordepaul1061  Leave Andrew's "ring" out of this!
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  35.  @carlsummers2316  Can't have people turning up to celebrate according to Labour, it goes against the agenda! Vote Buckley 4 Mayor!
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  36. Who?
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  37.  @jameslavender5720  He never took the clot shot!
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  38.  @jamesbailey7054  Don't tell me! Let me guess? You're a local councillor?
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  39.  @davidmclachlan6592  And a Ginger!
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  40. No wonder there's a shortage of chocky digestives in Tesco's this morning!
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  41.  @surelynot3647  What? Every night?
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  42.  @rogermellie8068  Which one, or all of them?
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  43.  @marcusmurphy3640  Oi! I'm old but voted but not for Liebour!
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  44.  @thathurt  Make that the 60s as my parents tried to get on the council housing list in Newham, east London. They were told in no uncertain terms that they would probably have to wait 20 years before any housing would become available. It never did!
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  45. For a guy (or should that be gay?) bloke who was brought up in McSturgeon land he disnae sound very Scottish! Perhaps Rab C Nesbit would be better?
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  46. Andrew, it's not "Hermes", it's "Herpes"!
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  47.  @johneyton5452  Bang and BOOM!
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  48. You are probably the wrong colour!
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  49. Does this mean that I don't have to go to Japan for a degree, first dan, in Origami or Sushi preparation?
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  50. Telephone call: "Hello?" "Hello, Tarquin?" "Yes, who is this?" "It's James, your line manager." "Hi James, how can I help you?" "We were just wondering when we might expect you to return to the office after working from home?" "Oh! Stop bullying me! I'm putting in a complaint to HR! Boo hoo!"
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