Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence"
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Reminds me of an old joke: Little Johnny was known to use bad language in class and the teacher wanted to find out how good the pupil's vocabulary was coming on. So she asked them all does anyone know any words beginning with "A"? Immediately little Johnny puts up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" The teacher realising the minefield she had walked into ignored him a asked another student. "Apple" was the reply. So she carried on, does anyone know a word beginning with "B"? Again, Johnny put up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" She ignored him again and got the answer "Balloon" from another kiddy. Realising that the next letter was going to be difficult to step around she went ahead and asked the class who knew a word beginning with "C"? Yet again Johnny put up his hand, "Please miss, I know, I know!" and again she ignored him and another pupil answered "Colour" Phew she thought and went on, who knows a word beginning with "D"? Little Johnny's hand was up like a rocket, "Please miss, I know, I know!" She looked around the classroom but nobody else had their hand up and she racked her brain to think of anything that Johnny could say that was offensive so she bowed to the inevitable and asked him his word.
"Dwarves, miss!" he said triumphantly. "Dwarves?" asked the teacher. "Yes, miss. Dwarves miss! You know those little c*nts!"
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