Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1.  @matthewbh1976  Oh so you like "some" racist jokes which makes you a "RACIST!" Go give your head a wobble, you melt!
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  2. Because he's 'a lady'?
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  3.  @mwd331  So who's paying for it? WE ARE YOU MUG!
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  4. We know Jimmy but did you bribe him with a "Jim'll Fix It" badge or slip him a length of sirloin sabre?
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  5.  @jane---489  That Eric Gill thing outside Broadcasting House would be s good start!
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  6. It's carried on into this week where people are queueing for half a mile to get into Tesco's petrol station this morning!
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  7. At least it would help fill in the potholes that the local councils fail to repair every year!
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  8. Reminds me of an old joke: Little Johnny was known to use bad language in class and the teacher wanted to find out how good the pupil's vocabulary was coming on. So she asked them all does anyone know any words beginning with "A"? Immediately little Johnny puts up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" The teacher realising the minefield she had walked into ignored him a asked another student. "Apple" was the reply. So she carried on, does anyone know a word beginning with "B"? Again, Johnny put up his hand "Please miss, I know, I know!" She ignored him again and got the answer "Balloon" from another kiddy. Realising that the next letter was going to be difficult to step around she went ahead and asked the class who knew a word beginning with "C"? Yet again Johnny put up his hand, "Please miss, I know, I know!" and again she ignored him and another pupil answered "Colour" Phew she thought and went on, who knows a word beginning with "D"? Little Johnny's hand was up like a rocket, "Please miss, I know, I know!" She looked around the classroom but nobody else had their hand up and she racked her brain to think of anything that Johnny could say that was offensive so she bowed to the inevitable and asked him his word. "Dwarves, miss!" he said triumphantly. "Dwarves?" asked the teacher. "Yes, miss. Dwarves miss! You know those little c*nts!"
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  9.  @nancyclark864  In court, on sex charges!
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  10. "How DARE you!"
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  11. Which Megain wears as ear rings on occasions!
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  12. All part and parcel of living in an urban environment........so they tell us!
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  13. Ah, but do you get a free tattoo on your forearm?
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  14. Andrew is Harry's official stunt man but draws the line at having a go on Meghan!
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  15. Has Leo upset Madonna again?
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  16.  @jazztheglass6139  Hate speech or just hurty words that triggered the policeman!
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  17. Still got them in Manchester!
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  18. According to Rachel from accounts, we are!
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  19.  @annother3350  No, Anna Ryder-Richardson was a part Chinese TV 'influencer' who did things with soft furnishings and the like. She has fallen on hard times since.
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  20. He works for a different company, BBC Studios, the 'commercial' arm of the non-commercial BBC! How does that work when we are expected to pay the TV tax?
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  21. Lego Head Kweer can just eff right off!
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  22. Hi Johnny, have you given up on your 'sex pest' pronoun?
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  23. "I can't mooo!"
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  24. Convid jab side effect?
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  25. A year even?
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  26.  @DavidBrendan7799  Ask Alex Belfield!
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  27. We need to challenge Lego Head Kweer under Section 10 of the ECHR act of Human Rights. I know that most people want rid of the ECHR but, to my knowledge, it hasn't been scrapped by Liebour so we should make use of its legislation while we still can!
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  28. Monty Python's lawyers are on the phone but I can't answer it as I ate the screen for breakfast. 5 years ago!
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  29. In the words of M Punch, "That's the way to do it!"
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  30. Will that start with the gang in Westminster?
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  31. Not me!
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  32. I can quite believe Marianna Spring's alleged current condition.
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  33.  @cazrealist1  Or kier in Farsi! (a male member, without the two veg!)
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  34. To be honest, Hislop's criticism probably went well above his head like it did when he was playing for England!
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  35.  @keithdavies1395  Banks and morals are an oxymoron!
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  36.  @atmywitsend1984  You mean Guy Gibson's pet Labrador in 'The Dambusters' don't you?
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  37. He nearly did when a bus full of passengers crossed the cycle lane he was using to turn on its route. Vile actually accelerated to make the event look more dramatic. If he had just slowed a little he would have been in no danger at all! 'Always give way to the bus!' used to be the safety slogan! Now it seems to be 'Always give way to the self important, entitled twat on a noncey bike!' There! I said it!
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  38. But a whack around the head from an overzealous Gestapo drone has a rather impressive chance of changing your mind!
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  39.  @sichere  Looks like someone got her first!
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  40. The turd that won't flush!
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  41. Can you explain the success of John Oliver then? A prat of a man who couldn't make it in Britain as a comedian but is feted like the 2nd coming of Christ in the US!
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  42. East End Londoners used to have the Pearly Kings and Queens but they seem to have become a distant memory since the opening of the immigration flood gates.
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  43. I nominate Allison Hammond as she has such a good grasp of how to boo boo when she gets criticised!
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  44.  @thegrandmuftiofwakanda  Nor, it seems, can he remain friends with either the Jewish or Muslim communities!
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  45. Not much difference then?
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  46. Who? Rishi Sunak wasn't elected!
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  47. Tools are not normally designed to do more than one job!
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  48. Prof. Brian Cox should be ashamed of that dirge!
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  49. Yay! Keef has returned to his given surname! Been far too long since we have heard from him! You've got my vote Keef!
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  50. I remember back in the day when I supported West Ham Nil, we had a black player, Clyde Best who was constantly barracked by the fans and he seemed to thrive on it. At one match the barracking started when said player touched the ball and loud 'monkey noises' were being made by someone just behind me. I looked round only to find it was a black guy I worked with! This BLM crap was thought up by militant marxists to keep races apart and foster hatred, mistrust and eventually violence against each other. In my mind All Lives Matter regardless of race, colour or creed!
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