Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. I thought the headline read "Biden pulls out of Alf Ghanistan"!
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  2. I've heard that Doris and Sunak want to go water-skiing tomorrow!
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  3. Is it just me or does Sunak look remarkably similar to Roland Rat?
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  4.  @matthewbh1976  Just as "Love Thy Neighbour" was also a dig at racism but people in their millions watched and laughed out loud!
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  5. Regicide, she shook hands with the Queen! Haven't you seen the last Bond film and how Blofeld died?
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  6. "Don't tell him, Pike!"
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  7. Compulsory Purchase Orders are just around the corner. If you live in a house with more than 3 bedrooms that could easily home 5 dinghy diver families then you're luck just ran out!
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  8. Surely Primark would do?
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  9. Surely the only people who read the Grauniad are BBC employees?
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  10. Yup, just take a look at our government as a whole!
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  11.  @CouncilOfWolves  Only if they've got loads of jelly and ice-cream and oodles of lemonade!
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  12. During a TV interview, Rishi was blindsided by a question about his billionaire wife's involvement with a company that has £500,000 worth of assets in Moscow which is still trading despite everyone else supposedly being asked to implement 'sanctions' against Russia. The look on his face whilst he struggled to come out with a plausible answer was very telling. Either he didn't know of her 'investments' or he did but didn't want to admit to it! So he said "What has my wife's financial arrangements got to do with the reason I am here?" What a total bag of 💩!
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  13. Yes the 'P' is silent as in bath. Something that nobody will talk about!
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  14. That's not a nice way to describe the missus! Who's going to warm the bed up for you and sleep in the damp patch?
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  15. A couple of dog walkers by all accounts. The police couldn't find their own backsides in the dark!
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  16. Preferably on TV as they plough into the ground over Buck House when Charlie Turd is finally, officially made King!
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  17.  @Reman1975  The BBC ARE the fount of the bullshit!
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  18. Looks like a Ford Escort to me!
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  19. No 💩, Sherlock!
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  20. I'm 74 this year and I hope I live a lot longer than Chaz the Turd💩!
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  21.  @euanhaig4422  They'd probably join Hamas!
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  22. Replace the 'gr's with a 'c' and you would be more accurate!
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  23. I am! ROFL!
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  24. The BBC buys 20,000 copies of the Grauniad daily!
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  25. He's changed his name by deed pole to Floofabaht because the snowflakes felt threatened by his surname!
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  26.  @frankielov  No! I'm Spartacus!
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  27. I thought all the comedians they had 'dirt' on were dead? Syd James, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtry, Jimmy Edwards, Frankie Howerd, Ken Dodd, Bob Monkhouse etc. I guess they are going after Russell because he's a 'mouthy' East ender who upsets the snowflakes but, even worse, he supports the 'unfashionable' West Ham United! COYI! ⚒️
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  28. Being 'shadowbanned' means that you're striking fear into the hearts of the offended woke W⚓s, Andrew. Keep up the good work mate and drive them even more mad!
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  29. She's rearranging her shoe collection!
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  30. I'm only sorry for the passing of LILT though!
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  31. I'm expecting a goon from Crapita to turn up to beg me to buy a TV licence or I will go to jail that day!
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  32. "MEGAIN! The corgi's shat on the Persian rug again!"
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  33. No but they might visit you in hospital to offer their condolences for not stopping the knife attack then arrest you for being an unsuspecting target for the stabby man!
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  34.  @daveworthing  I thought he got one for eating crisps?
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  35. Plenty of them in the Houses of Parliament but they aren't funny, they're effin sinister!
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  36.  @MrReubenTishkoff  If you're really unlucky, a taxidermist!
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  37.  @JulieMalone-oy1ll  Don't hold your breath!
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  38. Or Marx and Sphincter?
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  39. In his underpants!
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  40.  @paulineashcroft1485  Computer says no!
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  41. How do you translate a stupid cackle?
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  42.  @CIMAmotor  Or a conveniently placed mirror!
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  43.  @EagerSnowyOwl-qx5wx  And streaky bacon, and pies, and ice-cream!
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  44. Must have put that one through to show how thick people are living outside of the London bubble!
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  45.  @paulchadwick9419  Oh dear! How are you going to stop us, fool?
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  46. I hear that they've already lined up the Academy Award for 'Best Stuntman' for next year. It'll be Jada Pinkett-Smith's boyfriend for 'standing' in for Will Smith in the bedroom scenes!
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  47. Royal family my arsenal!
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  48. And he doesn't break out in a sweat doing it!
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  49. He's retired now and his only income seems to be advertising Quorn and Oral B toothbrushes so he comes up with this bogus sob story to stay relevant. A bit like Linaker claiming that he was a little bit 'blackish'!
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  50. @@RollerballRocco-wr8zq The 'establishment' didn't think that the electorate would vote for either so they've changed the counting 'methods' since.
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