Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. He probably knows what an 'iron' is during his infidelity with his first wife!
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  2. Didn't he also claim for rebuilding his 'duck house' too?
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  3.  @fuertewelly  You!
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  4. At least his brother, Tim, is funny!
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  5. "I am not a number! I am a free man!" Do sit down and shut up number 6!
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  6.  @jamesbarbour8400  He once rode down a cobbled street and said he had never come that way before but would now consider it part of his daily route!
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  7. I bet Huw has had many a 'happy ending'? His home office must look like a recycling plant with all the used tissues piled everywhere?
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  8. Did she 'black up' for the part or was it done by CGI, which she also invented, post production?
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  9. Still got the option in my local Tesco so not a problem at the moment. They are trying to push the 'self service' angle though by closing the regular tills and some Karen telling people to use the automated tills. Tried it with me and I shut her up with "Sorry but I don't work here!"
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  10. Gordon fancies Greta! Gordon fancies Greta!
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  11.  @bluestreak2701  Me too! No I haven't been sexually abused by a celeb either!
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  12. I should imagine that Norton would only grab a bag snatcher if he was looking for some rough trade?
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  13. As Kia Stammerer would say, "What's a woman?"
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  14. Next to the pig farm and the sewage works?
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  15. I thought the headline was "Kia Stammerer breaks wind!" Much more appropriate!
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  16. Perhaps this is the "relaunch" they've been going on about? It would be worth watching then!
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  17.  @0Er0  I have always imagined that Liebour and the CONs as the cheeks of the same arse with the Lib/Dumbs and Greens as the brown starfish in between! All proposing similar political ideas yet simply leaving the populace in the 💩
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  18. Shalom!
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  19. What was that song that Liebour used as their publicity theme? You know, the one that professor Brian Cox performed in? "Things Can Only Get Better!".....Right?
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  20. A good career move!
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  21. Totally unemployable!
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  22.  @nonoyorbusness  Sunak "You can smell them from here!"
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  23. Even the odious Jeremy Vile claimed it wasn't him so he must have few skeletons well hidden?
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  24.  @trevorhoward2254  A Welsh presenter, newsreader and Royal Correspondent. That narrows it down to just one person. Not Rhod Guilbert though!
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  25. Well some parts of Britain are changing into little India and Pakistan so they'll be used to it!
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  26.  @JohnJohnson-vd2hp  No, I'm Florence!
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  27. Remember when Doris was asked did he know how much a pint of milk was? He merely answered "Yes" but when pushed for an answer it was the usual waffle, erm, um, waffle, oh look a squirrel!
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  28. I suggest you stop reading the Grauniad, it's far less truthful than the Beano!
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  29. Just a bit difficult to do that pal! He's been dead for twenty years.
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  30. Only when she wears 2 left shoes!
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  31. I used to be a long jumper on my youth and would have had no problem leaping that stream!
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  32. Damn! And I thought that you were going to admit that you was Ed Sheeran's long lost brother? Or Harry Hewitt's love child!
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  33.  @isobelshaw3958  I'd much prefer Anne to her elder brother Charlie!
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  34. They may well end up trying to sell it on street corners?
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  35. And most of it eventually ends up in the Great Pacific Gyre once China has extracted the really recyclable stuff!
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  36. Yet we survived and came out better for it!
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  37. All that debt that students have accumulated for a degree that only gets a job where "Do you want fries with that?"
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  38.  @iap-ug3oy  Strange that because once Aussies and New Zealanders come to the mother country you hear nothing but moans from them, be it the weather, crap (Aussie) beer and the food!
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  39. Varadkar will emigrate to England and be found cruising Manchester's (anal St getting the job of resident pole dancer in Area Manchester (if they can install a pole robust enough!)
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  40. Now then! Now then! I only like kids under sixteen so you're out of luck!
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  41. They've invested the money they have wisely thanks to Welby being a former merchant banker so the story goes.
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  42. How much did that cost Corden?
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  43. 🎯
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  44. I bet you woke up when they detonated the bomb though?
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  45. Is it in the Saint Paul's district of Bristol?
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  46.  @Sam-gw5pl  Perhaps the APNR camera lads cut down the wrong ones?
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  47. No airport at Dover, the nearest is Manston up near Margate and Ramsgate.
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  48.  @jollygoodshow5608  Something to do with an alcoholic beverage....beer!
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  49. Yup, got my baseball bat handy!
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  50. So would John Bellingham!
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