Comments by "Mike Hipperson" (@mikehipperson) on "Andrew Lawrence" channel.

  1. "Unconventional sex life"? Were you the bloke who rushed to A&E with a mortar bomb up his a*se?
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  2. That would be too obvious and wouldn't cover their budget for the news item!
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  3. Who put him up to it?
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  4. Well Liz Truss isn't the new Thatcher!
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  5. Yes, perhaps they are jealous that the Messiah chose the path of peace and goodwill to all men (New Testament) rather than the way of the sword to 'influence' non-believers as described in the Old Testament (Talmud) and Koran (Muslim) scriptures?
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  6. Didn't even realise that it had been hacked! It seems that it was done from India and that some wag was trying to sell the domain name for 75,000 rupees! That's about £0.70 British and I'm not sure it's actually worth that much any more!
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  7.  @nickhayes4169  Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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  8. Is that why you got rid of yours?
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  9.  @halley4032  I prefer the name "Shark". It's great fun when I take him to the beach!
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  10. Are they playing? I thought Suggs had retired?
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  11. Al Gore was predicting 20 years ago that sea levels would rise catastrophically and that coastal regions would be under water by now. He and his colleagues made a lot of money out of this scam as beachfront properties were sold off cheap and the likes of the O'Bummers moved in, knowing that there was nothing to fear.
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  12.  @evolassunglasses4673  Yet these protesters are calling exactly for that for Israel and all it's citizens globally! Ignorance or hypocrisy?
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  13. I thought he looked like a brown Roland Rat! The comparison is astonishing!
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  14. He's not Welsh although he could pass for one at a push!
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  15. Metal is recyclable so put them in the metal/plastics bin.
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  16. Except by the Biased Bullshite Caliphate!
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  17. IF you have a candidate to vote for!
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  18.  @Purplepeople1234  So Mark Rowley should be arrested asap!
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  19. Knowing how secure anything that has something to do with the government I'll give it a week, max!
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  20.  @nojabhere  That's not a nice way to talk about the missus!
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  21. Don't need a footbridge, the Channel Tunnel has never closed and the invaders can walk through any time they like.
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  22. Strange that but Jezza is the older brother!
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  23. It just did! A Liebour government!
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  24.  @petersmith6974  Just like the United States then!
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  25.  @RhysB653  Cos the judge doesn't understand modern technology, he has a minion for that!
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  26. We already have diversity in government and a fat lot of good that has done us!
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  27. Only if he gets kicked in them!
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  28. Surely if we are still eating meat there are less cow farts? I see you have modified your identity pronouns too, Johnny and you are no longer a sex pest!
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  29.  @alancrisp1582  So you are following Anal Schwab's mantra of "You vill half nothing unt be happy"?
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  30. W⚓!
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  31. Related to Sam Smith (they) by any chance?
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  32. She was saved by her hairdo acting as an ablative heat shield!
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  33. Ah! But are you gay?
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  34. Epstein showed him the ropes, then the gags, then the handcuffs and manacles!
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  35. Perhaps this is the next, enforced, planademic?
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  36.  @jjefferyworboys8138  How are things going in the dementia ward Jeff?
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  37.  @des_smith7658  What? Jogging on the spot?
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  38. Serco?
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  39. Not being racist but make sure it's a black one!
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  40. Praise the Lord and keep reloading!
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  41. I thought Rolf Harris would have been more appropriate but he's dead !
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  42.  @ppp.pp.p  Have a word with Musk. See if you can afford a one way trip to Mars!
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  43. It's a damn shame that the van the other day didn't back up a bit faster and further than it did!
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  44. I'm sure if he prayed enough for them these 'migrant shoppers' would be able to walk across the channel and thus have more money to spend instead of giving it to the people smugglers.
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  45. I thought his Daddy showed him lots of love up the back passage!
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  46. It can be 'arranged'.
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  47. Must be great living at the end of the runway at Heathrow? Perhaps it might serve as a reminder to go back where he came from and help his own people?
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  48. The smell of rotting fish would be overwhelming!
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  49. My only problem with Spoons is why are the toilets up or down a flight of stairs? Could get nasty if you've got a touch of the Delhi Belly!
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  50. Must be Angela, Kenny's beard was shorter!
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