Comments by "Marc Joly" (@emjizone) on "The Russian Dude" channel.

  1. 11:50 Imagine the number of boats needed.
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  2. 3:43 I think I've seen that kind of billboards in advance in the game StarCraft II published in 2010 , in the cities controlled by Arcturus Mengsk . Then I saw something similar in an add about the game RedCon published in 2016 . Is Putin a videogamer ?
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  3. 4:29 It never goes so smoothly because there are always people who disagree. You can't have 100% cooperation without at least a small percentage continuing to fight or even taking advantage of the agreement to set traps, even if it considerably reduces their life expectancy.
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  4. 4:10 This office isn't a very usual office, is it ? Or is this guy too drunk to make the difference between 91kg of high explosive moving at mach 2.5 and a Molotov cocktail thrown at 40km/h?
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  5. 0:45 Kinda childish. This is making life as exiting as a movie.
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  6. 2:55 is a clear improvement: now the drone operator can't see from above whether the hatch is open or closed.
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  7.  @ihuvvvcuncur2617  Really ? Damn… what a big plot ! There is definitely too much money and not enough people in politics.
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  8. 00:30 Three reasons why Army Z can't use mayonnaise : 1. Mayonnaise is a French word. The first reference to this recipe dates back to 1815, by Antonin Carême, chef to the French court. Russia is waging an undeclared war against France , with the Kremlin using its resources to destabilize it politically (corrupting its allies, arming its enemies and inciting hatred, funding and influencing neo-Nazi parties), hence the rejection of anything that might strengthen cultural ties between Russians and French. 2. Mayonnaise is an egg-based sauce. Russia can no longer produce enough eggs, for some strange, stupid and unreasonable reason that has nothing to do with Russia's climate or geography, or any natural phenomenon (maybe Russian chickens don't like war?). 3. Only civilized nations with enough industrial capabilities can prepare and package mayonnaise in a healthy way so that salmonella cannot develop in it and does not cause any health hazard. It costs. To the point even the French army prefer not include it in its rations. The real danger is not a virus , but bacteria , as with any other unpasteurised egg, meat or fish-based food.
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  9. 4:54 In Western military jargon, I think this strategic move is called "Going to the nearby farm to beg for milk because we're out of food." or something like that.
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  10. 3:36 This facial expression only around head of state in Russia. It's a national monument by now.
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  11. 1:11 Children don't deserve the parents they have.🙄 There is already a film for this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_in_a_Name%3F_(2012_film) https://uk.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%86%D0%BC%27%D1%8F_(%D1%84%D1%96%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BC,_2012)
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  12. For everything the Russian government does, it has to develop a new excuse from scratch. This makes everything slower, riskier and more expensive. This is not a method that has much future, given the global competition from much more spontaneous people.
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  13. 3:07 So that drone wasn't chasing a seagull for diner after all. Hum… interesting. 🤣
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  14. You have a Rubik's cube: you can't be bad people. 🙂 "Strait to jail" already ?! What an auto-meme! What did you do with your accent, by the way ? 😜 (don't worry, you haven't lost it completely, yet)
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  15. Negotiating anything with D.Trump can only mean one thing: something even worse than the current situation is going to happen. Same if negotiating with В.В.Пу́тин. , only it will be even worse. We are talking about people who would gladly get people killed only to take what is not theirs.
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  16. 2:56 "Storm Shadow"(*) , not "Schtorm Shadow" 😅 *:SCALP-EG
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  17. 1:25 Intelligence receiving explosive news ?
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  18. 2:37 Oh my… that billboard is crying for a little hack, isn't it?
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  19. @TheRussianDude 13:33 Are you talking about Единая Россия or some more specific party?
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  20. 1:23 Many YouTube "anti-violence" clauses violently contradict human aspirations, and are, in fact, often applied in a quite violent manner in spite of polite varnish. YouTube just hope to achieve some monopole of violence , like a state does with military and police. But doing so YouTube forget that states have responsibilities . In particular, YouTube neglect democracy and intelligence a lot, and pretending to do enough in those domains would be additionaly neglecting honesty . All of this is of course detrimental for YouTube as much as it is for YouTubers and viewers, and open fields for competitors.
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  21. 8:27 Cigarettes, teapots, and now strong winds…
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  22. 3:51 I don't know for sure what will happen, but this "already did much" pseudo-explanation is completely nut. In general, and even more in case of war, the most important is to deliver the needed hardware according to goals, not according to the diplomatic weather or out of frustration. If a few F-16 more to combine with the existing army give much better chances of successful missions and dramatically reduce the waste of tanks and lives, then this is what must be done. It would be very stupid to brag about helping a lot with no significant effect because one piece is missing. I am not a military expert, but I think that the air supremacy that Ukraine has been praying for since 2014 would have ended the war already, because it would have blinded Russia even more and neutralized its heavy artillery. Well, it seems quite obvious now that the Russian army cannot conquer or even keep occupied land in Ukraine without heavy artillery. Real experts, tell me if I am wrong and why. I am quite sad that Europeans are wimps counting beans and comparing efforts instead of accepting what it means that the Russian government is definitely becoming authoritarian, fanatic, and clearly expansionist with not limit, literally committed to the path of world conquest at all cost and its submission to the whims of one man at all cost. We all have learned History. We know how it goes. We all know that the more we wait the worse it get and the more it costs. Surviving it requires more than half a reaction and half a treatment. Of course, this "no" could be misleading. It could also mean that the U.S. will supply allied countries, which in turn will supply Ukraine, or some other diplomatic ploy to give Russian spies more work.
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  23. I think the goal for Putin is to keep the firepower and skills of Wagner, but for him only to command directly, no longer Prigozhin. He is doing with ЧВК-Вагнер exactly what he did with all other businesses in Russia: take.
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  24. 2:57 How critical technological advantage is in warfare is not specific to this century at all.
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  25. 0:54 Interesting how unexploded cruise missiles on the ground look like clay sharks crushed by a giant child's hand.
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  26. A genius plan if Russia rely mainly in infantry and tanks. A bullshit plan if Russia don't lack artillery ammunition, especially thermobaric rockets.
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  27. 10:47 If this work, I think that "to bakhmut (someone)" is going to be a verb. Example of use: "Evgueni, I think you've been bakhmuted."
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  28. As if families were the only thing that propaganda destroys! - intelligence - will - liberty - patience - goodness - knowledge - economy - memory - History - identity - soul - individuality - society - solidarity - hope - strenth - resolve - time - future - etc... Propaganda can destroy so much! This weapon is as versatile as language. It can rip you off of everything if you don't know how to make a joke of it.
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  29. 3:05 The concept of unmaned vehicle isn't stupid at all. Better perform recon without exposing personnel to danger. Of course, the importance of this machine in this war depends mainly on its actual performance. In any case, I would rather know that Ukraine has such weapons to test the opposing defence lines and force the opponent to reveal its position than to endanger humans in recon vehicles like the AMX-10 RCs. Nevertheless, given the still relatively modest cost of batteries, electronics and composite materials for Ukraine and its allies (compared to the costs for Russia), I think it is still more economical for Ukraine to provide reconnaissance by drone and rely on the firepower to bigger guns with much bigger range.
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  30. 3:25 This kind of declaration tells nothing good for Russia no matter it is true or not! He is saying Russian investigators can't tell the difference between a French and an US anti-air missile. Such incompetence at identifying weapons is either: - True. In which case: - - Their radars and id systems suck, or and their intelligence or investigation methods sucks. - - This valuable information they publish will help jamming their radars even more. Thanks. - False. In that case it means they are lying again and either: - - They lie because they don't know. (see above) - - They lie because the truth they know is even worse: - - - They did something criminal and are afraid of the consequences: guilt and low morale at the same time. - - - They are ashamed of something very stupid they did and care for their image: stupidity and vanity at the same time. - - - They hide an humiliation, news like "Ukraine has developed a new kind of anti-air missile and successfully used it on the territory of Russia." or something on this line. I don't know the truth. But the declaration sure sucks!
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  31. 1:15 This is not a tank ! >>> not • a • tank ! <<< (told so many times 😄) It's just a recon vehicle with a big gun for self-defense. It is not intended for frontal assault. If you use it as a tank, you'll get bad statistics and people will use that to say that french tanks are bullshit, without knowing there is another french vehicle that actually is a tank.
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  32. 8:30 Saying this is like stating that Ukrainian forces have control over the Kremlin. 🥸🙃 Could it be that they are using ChatGPT to write their official statements ? Do you have a better explanation ?
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  33. 6:58 Aouch... I feel sorry for him. This guy took the spirit of the festival a little too far.
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  34. 2:43 That would no longer be NATO but NOTO: North Oceanic Treaty Organization. 'Cause Japan is way too far from Atlantic. I see it a fail of UN as an international safeguard, making nations seek for potentially very destructive power to calm down the bullies rather than tribunal and interposition force. Due to the kind of bullies this world have by now, its quite understandable. However, it means most people on the planet can't manage fear well, yet.
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  35. 3:26 I guess they stick to the official propaganda because the reality would hurt them too much. So, the more atrocities there are to admit, the more they will repeat these grotesque lies like mantras. It's self-hypnosis: the important thing is not what it means, but to repeat and repeat the phrases until the harsh reality is forgotten. It can become as addictive as a chemical drug. I recommend treating the victims of propaganda like hypnotized drug addicts, until they are detoxified. Perhaps some of them need cuddly toys or substitutes to accept weaning. To clear their minds and free themselves from the rituals, these people need to travel, immerse themselves in different cultures, open up to the world, discover alternate sources of joy and learn various other ways of dealing with their inner fears. Only then they'll be free to chose.
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  36. 9:20 GOLDEN QUOTE ! 👍
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  37. 7:58 These complete idiots probably thought that the previous missile hit their artillery by chance and not because it's guided with metric precision. Or they believed that the 2С7 "Пион" system has the greatest firing range in the world, as only their propaganda says, so they thought it could work as a counter-battery. The silliness continues. It's an opportunity for Ukraine that the occupiers are extremely slow learners. Learning by deadly injury doesn't help, because those who have finally learned their lesson can't pass it on to those who haven't learned yet. And all of this is so morbid it's just sad.
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  38. 1:05 This is not a "tank"! This is just a recon vehicle. Not meant for assault mission. Sorry for the big gun. It's how we do it in France, so we don't go out naked, see ? And yes, it may kill tanks. But it's not a tank.
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  39. 7:22 Wait… within the city or around ? 7:32 That looks like Bakhmut countryside rather than Bakhmut city.
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  40. 9:28 Russian propaganda would certainly not give much details about the other "choices" given to them.
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  41. Don't miss the movie _Lemings prefer to die in Avdiivka_. 🙄😢
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  42. 0:40 Locust are the 8th plage of Egypt according to the (more or less) Holy (depending on faith) Bible. Any "true" (supposedly orthodox) Russian (according to KGB-Priests) should know that. Did any Russian looked like a Pharaon recently ?
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  43. 7:38 Hey, if they successfully disrupted the supply of western weapons, it means they can no longer annonce they are destroying them. Do you bet on that ? 🤭
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  44. 0:19 Imagine you wear the colors of Қазақстан or Sweden.
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  45. 2:20 By doing this, he admits that he is working for the West, right?
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  46. 6:40 The standard MEPHiSTO military payload of the TAURUS missile isn't adequate to destroy this bridge. The TAURUS , SCALP-EG and Storm Shadow missiles are built with anti-bunker payloads by default. Their normal role is to kill people inside buildings, not to split massive solid concrete blocks in half. This would require a different type of payload, and a larger missile.
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  47. 3:20 No, don't be silly, this would not be and encirclement. The other side of the border is Russia, remember ? So they are not at home, but next to it nonetheless.
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  48. 19:42 What a relief !
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  49. 13:29 Polluting the crime scene already. So much for "crime investigation" against terrorism in Russia.
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  50. 11:14 Good tactic: 1) destroy the enemy 2) consider starting an offensive, maybe. 😆 That reduce the casualties for sure !
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