Comments by "kxmode" (@kxmode) on "The Onion" channel.

  1. I wouldn't even eat Taco Bell if I have new carpet and no pets.
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  2. "You best respect Mittzy Richie!"
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  3. Are you a retired wildland firefighter?
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  4. Not me. She spoiled it! I'm still working through the series.
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  5. I found the biggest rock in the solar system. It's third from the sun.
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  6. I would have liked to be in the room to see the faces of those listening to this skit as presented
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  7. "In an all-new after-school special, we ask, is your child addicted to Venus Fly Traps? Can you tell the warning signs?"
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  8. Don’t forget grandpa on the couch with the bag of Doritos. He didn’t get everything.
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  9. Can we call this Peoplechild Syndrome? Let's not exclude shaken womenchildren.
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  10. I heard Lil Fission died of radiation cancer.
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  11. Do the members hold up their pinky fingers?
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  12. Strategy: + red car means stop + green car means go + yellow car means go, very fast
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  13. W O U L D Y O U L I K E T O K N O W M O R E ?
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  14. The old poor and the nouveau poor both have nothing on the Leper community. They're poor and have keep in isolation for 3,524 years and counting.
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  15. Still waiting for my Nick Cage action figure with flailing arms and a voice box that screams, "bees!"
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  16.  @thehungrygoldfish  No. She'll be tried as a black celebrity.
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  17. I think we need to be more concerned about Iraq Lobsters.
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  18. Can you believe these people?! Not willing to help a tire down on its fortune!
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  19. Pretty much sums up NFTs
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  20. My heart is pure Americium. Helium yeah!
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  21. Nigeria could solve all its problems if it had a prince.
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  22. 0:28 Oh, great! Thanks for spoiling it!
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  23. A day in the knife of a monkey.
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  24. I know their weakness: butter sauce.
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  25. This is how I feel about language too. Python is like a 20 pound snake that can consume you at any moment. That’s why I’ve switched to Java. I haven’t slept in three weeks.
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  26. The sudden fade-to-black at the end left me with no answers.
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  27. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Hillbelline.
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  28. The "A" in CSPAN stands for "ASMR"
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  29. Our family passed through Utah on our way to Yellowstone
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  30. Is your house a Pizza Hut?
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  31. One-Eyed Willy didn't have friends and look what happened to him.
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  32. Are you part squirrel?
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  33. or start wearing corona and stop spreading masks
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  34. "Facebook Spends $4 Billion To Acquire Overheard Coffee Shop Conversation About Future Of Social Media"
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  35. Her name is generally spelled in large uppercase letters. That's not a coincidence. Her name is really an agenda acronym for Global Rescue Efforts for The Atmosphere! She's not even focusing on the planet, but the planet's air.
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  36. Jason Copeland is sitting in for Clifford Banes, who just discovered he’s actually a hologram and is dealing with a bit of an existential crisis.
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  37. I watched the first one in 2001. That was enough for me.
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  38. Why don't you marry the onion! 🧅
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  39. That's a 40-dollar value!
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  40. The Onion does a great job covering stories from the multiverse. I believe this is Earth 672.
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  41. "COWERING IN FEAR BEFORE ONN" Nice logo placement.
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  42. There's something to be said about putting a Berg on a boat...
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  43. I know of a woman on a show called Deep Space Nine that fell in love with an actual shapeshifter.
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  44. Spider-Boy
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  45. consoles before bros
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  46. I like how they use Times New Roman. No expense was spared... literally. Probably cost more for the boat sound effect.
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  47.  @cypherusuh  No. I think he subscribed to the one that takes the tomahawk of truth of a skull of lies.
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  48. Terror By The Bay!
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  49. Is enough being done to lessen the amount of violence our children are exposed to in their imaginary video games?
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  50. I think this was plot of a movie called The Village.
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